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FA Cup: Blackburn 1 – 2 United

FA Cup: Blackburn 1 - 2 United

Magical Jose Mourinho used the magic of the cup to make magical Zlatan and magical Pogba magically appear on the pitch and magically create and magically score the magical winning magic. And now you’re gonna etc… Here’s 5 magical things...

EL: United vs. St. Etienne

EL: United vs. St. Etienne

(@Benglorious) I really like the Europa League. Mostly because we’ve got zero chance of shipping five goals to Bayern Munich. Saint Etienne are the opponents at Old Trafford tonight, and boy do we have some history with them. Google it....

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250ney! Revroo!!

  Wayne Mark Rooney. Captain. Leader. Legend. 250 goals scored in a United shirt to take the record out of Sir Bobby Charlton’s skeletal grasp. To put that in perspective: If he played for another 36 years he’d have 1000…

FA Cup: Blackburn 1 - 2 United

FA Cup: Blackburn 1 – 2 United

Magical Jose Mourinho used the magic of the cup to make magical Zlatan and magical Pogba magically appear on the pitch and magically create and magically score the magical winning magic. And now you’re gonna etc… Here’s 5 magical things we magic: 1. Brett is bad. 2. He was working. If anything he’s a working class hero imho. 3. Agree to disagree. 4. Tory. 5. We won. Get over it. 6. Make me. 6. I...

EL: United 3 - 0 St. Etienne

EL: United 3 – 0 St. Etienne

*Benno didn’t do this review* Here’s 5 things learned: 1. No. 2. Knew you would. 3. Just paste this convo. Our fans will lap it up. 3 RTs guaranteed. 4. Make Knew you would 2. 5. That’s 5. 4. St Etienne’s Only love can break your heart is medically inaccurate. Actually bad information.

S.Corpions: Rojo

S.Corpions: Rojo

FA Cup: Blackburn vs. United

FA Cup: Blackburn vs. United

(@Benglorious) Blackburn Rovers gained their unique name in 1911, when, due to all eligible men of footballing age having been called up to fight in the Great War, they had to field an XI comprised entirely of local dogs in their cup tie against Accrington Stanley, who himself had to use a lieu day from his milk round in order to play. After a goalless first half, Stanley managed to break the deadlock whilst the...

EL: United vs. St. Etienne

EL: United vs. St. Etienne

(@Benglorious) I really like the Europa League. Mostly because we’ve got zero chance of shipping five goals to Bayern Munich. Saint Etienne are the opponents at Old Trafford tonight, and boy do we have some history with them. Google it. Anyway, in lieu of a shite joke about a 90’s indie dance trio, here’s some more famous saints: Saint Bernard – The patron saint of little barrels Yves Saint Laurent – The patron saint of French Saint...

J.Fernandez: Ander Herrera

J.Fernandez: Ander Herrera

United 2 - 0 Watford

United 2 – 0 Watford

For want of a nail the shoe was lost. For want of a shoe the horse was lost. For want of a horse the rider was lost. For want of a rider the message was lost. For want of a message the battle was lost. For want of a battle the kingdom was lost. And all for the want of a horseshoe nail. idgi.   Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. According to Twitter Herrera...

M. T Feat. Hot 'n' Juicy: Rooney

M. T Feat. Hot ‘n’ Juicy: Rooney

United vs Watford

United vs Watford

(@Benglorious) Coming off the back of our complete demolition of the completely unpredictable champions, Leicester, United have every right to be completely confident about beating Watford today. I mean, it’s not like they’ve ever beaten us, this season, at Vicarage Road, possibly on the 18th of September 2016. It was a Sunday. Three goals to one. No way. Prediction: Jo-Mo to select the team he wants and damn the haters. It’s not like it’s his...

Leicester 0 - 3 United

Leicester 0 – 3 United

Leicester City are Champions. We beat the Champions. We stay 6th. When did this conspiracy start? Where did it start? How did it start? Where will it end? When will it end? How will it end? Is that enough words for hot content? One more word makes it a round 100 words. Perfect.   Here’s 5 things we learned as our mighty Reds leapfrogged our mighty Reds to take 6th place: 1. Always knew we...

K. Ansas: Blind

K. Ansas: Blind

T.Hat Nickleback Guy: Tuanzebe

T.Hat Nickleback Guy: Tuanzebe

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