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EL: LASK 0 – 5 United

EL: LASK 0 - 5 United

Brett got back from Poland safely. Shame. tbh.

EL: LASK vs. United

EL: LASK vs. United

    (@Benglorious)   Prediction:  M  (@tom_mcghee)   Prediction:   M (@bifurcated_utd) I’m on my way back from Poland, so, give me a chance to catch up on the posts not posted… Prediction: see above.

Bifurclownshoes "Season" Review
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Bifurclownshoes “Season” Review

*abso maverick glolorific intro to rapturous applause* *from Paul*   Here’s some questions we asked each other to pad this excuse for Tom to share his considered thoughts on the 2018/19 season:   1. What shape is a/the wheel? Benno:…

EL: LASK 0 - 5 United

EL: LASK 0 – 5 United

Brett got back from Poland safely. Shame. tbh.

EL: LASK vs. United

EL: LASK vs. United

    (@Benglorious)   Prediction:  M  (@tom_mcghee)   Prediction:   M (@bifurcated_utd) I’m on my way back from Poland, so, give me a chance to catch up on the posts not posted… Prediction: see above.

United 2 - 0 City

United 2 – 0 City

4. When Brett is away the machine breaks down 18. I just miss him so much 7. same but opposite 2.nded

United vs. City

United vs. City

    (@Benglorious) Ooh look at me I have the confidence to leave the house. Prediction:  M  (@tom_mcghee) Are we words today? I’m out atm so not sure can do mine Prediction:   M (@bifurcated_utd) Not being racist but I have had a lot of vodka* Prediction: *In Poland

FAC: Derby County 0 - 3 United

FAC: Derby County 0 – 3 United

Lol cos Brett’s in P etc

FAC: Derby County vs. United

FAC: Derby County vs. United

    (@Benglorious)   Prediction:  M  (@tom_mcghee)   Prediction:   M (@bifurcated_utd) Still in Poland sucks to be you. Prediction: see above.

Everton 1 - 1 United

Everton 1 – 1 United

Lol cos Brett’s in Poland.

Everton vs. United

Everton vs. United

  (@Benglorious)   Prediction:  M  (@tom_mcghee)   Prediction:   M (@bifurcated_utd) I’m on my way to Poland, so, no chance those two clowns will do a prediction. Prediction: see above.  

EL: United 5 (6) - (1) 0 Club Bruges

EL: United 5 (6) – (1) 0 Club Bruges

jfc, I can’t keep up with this roller coaster of emotions: one week I don’t care, and the next I couldn’t care less. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. “You wouldn’t have saved that with two keepers”. Well, who’s laughing now? 2. I don’t know should I know? Re: laughing 3. Bruno is the best player since Ian Marshall, a thing I do not say lightly 4. That’s nice for Fred he’s had a helluva...

EL: United (1) vs. (1) Club Bruges

EL: United (1) vs. (1) Club Bruges

Ffs, this again.

United 3 - 0 Watford

United 3 – 0 Watford

Brunooooooooooooooooooooo !!

United vs. Watford

United vs. Watford

(@Benglorious) This is gonna be so great. A famous victory, not only for United, but for all mankind. Remember the date. Prediction: World peace brought about by a Jesse Lingard through-ball. 0-0 United.  M  (@tom_mcghee) Watford was created as an urban district under the Local Government Act 1894 and became a municipal borough by grant of charter in 1922. Elton John was born in 1947 and his middle name is Hercules. That’s right, his pretend...

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