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Hull City 0 – 1 United

Hull City 0 - 1 United

We haven’t witnessed scenes like this at the Cake-Con Stadium since ‘Cake-Con ’03’ and the scenes with the cake and the scenes. In. Cred. Ib. Hull. Scenes. That’s mine. You can use that to make new friends in awkward social...

Hull City vs United

Hull City vs United

 Benno (@Benglorious) Hooray for us, we’re quite good again based on the three minutes of highlights I’ve watched from the two games we’ve played against very beatable opposition. Goals are good again (who saw that coming?) as are wins (who knew?)...

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Season Review Innit

  *Hilarious introduction*    @EchoingQuack (85 year-old teenage girl) – How much longer are you going to keep the whole kooky “ooh there’s four of us” schtick up? feels a bit tired TBH TM: Fuck off cunt BG: Until after either…

Hull City 0 - 1 United

Hull City 0 – 1 United

We haven’t witnessed scenes like this at the Cake-Con Stadium since ‘Cake-Con ’03’ and the scenes with the cake and the scenes. In. Cred. Ib. Hull. Scenes. That’s mine. You can use that to make new friends in awkward social situations. Aka Brett’s life. Rashdawg utilised a loophole in matchday squad/substitution administration to circumvent Jose’s ageist regime and hammerlegended it. Roonsquad utilised a loophole in his 30 year decline to provide the assist that Rashdawg himself...

Hull City vs United

Hull City vs United

 Benno (@Benglorious) Hooray for us, we’re quite good again based on the three minutes of highlights I’ve watched from the two games we’ve played against very beatable opposition. Goals are good again (who saw that coming?) as are wins (who knew?) and expensive players. Expensive means best, like when you shop at Marks and Spencer. Everyone knows that. Prediction: Hull are level on points with United in the Premiership League but are not in any European...

Zlatan

Zlatan

Paul's House Puppet: Wenger

Paul’s House Puppet: Wenger

Paul's House Puppet: Conte

Paul’s House Puppet: Conte

Paul's House Puppets: Pep

Paul’s House Puppets: Pep

Paul's House Puppets: Pogba

Paul’s House Puppets: Pogba

United 2 - 0 Southampton

United 2 – 0 Southampton

“Remember when we won the league after two games. That was today.” Says it all. ‘Says it all’, although integral to the point, and acting somewhat as a qualifier/modifier (delete whichever is somewhere near closest to the appropriate rhetorical device) to the point being made, doesn’t count as an extra sentence, the top sentence stands alone in ‘saying it all’, so un-remember seeing it. And this bit. Just remember the top one and imagine that...

Mkhitaryan

Mkhitaryan

United vs. Southampton

United vs. Southampton

“Johnny Three-Names pulls aside the beaded curtain of uncertainty”    Benno (@Benglorious) Sticking to our weird, recent theme of not doing our previews half an hour before kick off means that I actually have time to do some research for tonight’s (actually tomorrow’s (no, I’m not a time-traveller (or was I?).) game) – It’s Friday. Jesus died on a Friday. Dunno what was Good about it. Makes you think. Prediction: Catholics to be outraged about something to...

Paul's House Puppet: Ibra

Paul’s House Puppet: Ibra

Paul's House Puppet: Klopp

Paul’s House Puppet: Klopp

Bi-Mark: Footballiversity

Bi-Benno: Where Are They Right Now..?

Bi-Konny: Michael Owen Reads Mean Tweets...

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