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United vs. Wolves

United vs. Wolves

  (@Benglorious)  (@tom_mcghee) Can’t do words today pals please make up some. Although I don’t think Wolves should be allowed to be football unfair on both sides imho Be football? I’d’ve said ‘play football’ makes more sense that way imho...

CL: Young Boys 0 – 3 United

CL: Young Boys 0 - 3 United

United’s Champions’ League campaign got off to a start as the first game was played of United’s Champions’ League campaign at the start of the Champions’ League campaign.   Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Plastic pitches get stitches 2....

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United vs. Wolves

United vs. Wolves

  (@Benglorious)  (@tom_mcghee) Can’t do words today pals please make up some. Although I don’t think Wolves should be allowed to be football unfair on both sides imho Be football? I’d’ve said ‘play football’ makes more sense that way imho you bald cunt Though kicking wolves around for 90 minutes would be unfair too Don’t think it’d play out like that tbh they hunt in packs unless they’re lone wolf aka Texas Ranger I’m also...

CL: Young Boys 0 - 3 United

CL: Young Boys 0 – 3 United

United’s Champions’ League campaign got off to a start as the first game was played of United’s Champions’ League campaign at the start of the Champions’ League campaign.   Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Plastic pitches get stitches 2. Heard the goals were good 3. Love that Shaman song 4. Love how that a Shaman joke never gets boring 5. Who asked you?

CL: Young Boys vs. Manchester United

CL: Young Boys vs. Manchester United

  (@Benglorious) Young girl, get out of my mind My love for you is way out of line Better run girl You’re much too young girl m Fuck. That ain’t right. m Prediction: United to get one over on Liverpool by having a player with no working eyes. His name is Jones. Phil Jones. 0-0 United. m  (@tom_mcghee) After being called a kid mauler, kid rapist and paedophile last week there is no way I’m...

Watford 1 - 2 United

Watford 1 – 2 United

And it seems to me you play your games Like a team in the wind Never fading in the second half When the pain set in And your football will always fall here Along England’s greenest pitches Your team burned out long before Our Lukaku ever will.   Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Alexis Sanchez is this generations William Prunier ie the very worst 2. No sign of Marcus Rashford. Or his body. Cover-up?...

Whatford?

Whatford?

(@Benglorious) I am not doing my dogshit words today cos I am sick and tired of always being upstaged by Brett and his really amazing words. Skip to the end to read Brett’s part, and don’t read this to avoid disappointment. Prediction: You will have already have skipped to the end cos Me and Mcghee. m  (@tom_mcghee) Hearing rumours that Watford are actually good now and have 12 points from a possible 12 points. Stick that in...

Burnley 0 - 2 United

Burnley 0 – 2 United

To drive traffic to the Bif site we have put the word Google in to this opening paragraph. All we need do now is wait for Lady Fame to come a-knocking…     Here are the 5 things we feel most beneficial to share with you all from the any number of things (5) we learned: 1. Best team in the world. No question. 2. The reason Magdalene College is pronounced ‘maudlin’ is because of...

Burnley vs. United

Burnley vs. United

    (@Benglorious) I have a friend named Lee and if someone told me to burn him it would be far less painful than watching United. I don’t really have a friend named Lee but I would burn him just for this joke. Burnley, Brighton, who gives a fuck? Currently, we couldn’t beat a twitter 6-a-side team, but tbf those must actually be pretty good due to the amount they’re mentioned. Prediction: Boos, cheers, gasps, laughter,...

United 0 - 3 Spurs

United 0 – 3 Spurs

The “conjecture” after the “contest” seems “medialised” around Jose Mourinho, and his “legislative” performance, which is exactly what “they” want. Do yourselves a favour and put “” around words, so, you look “engaged” and “perceptive” and Google synonyms, so you can “echo” what other people “orate” but with your own “diacritic” stamp on it and “feign” you are “perished” clever on Twitter.   Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Using a chainsaw to remove tree...

United vs. Spurs

United vs. Spurs

      (@Benglorious) It’s only the third fucking game of the fucking season and I’m already fucking done with fucking football. Unless they bring back VAR and Russians who can literally run forever, I’m switching to rugby. And not the good one. Prediction: Hopes to be dashed quite expertly yet again. 0-0 United. m  (@tom_mcghee) ‘Lads, it’s Spurs’ used to be the lightsaber of football words i.e. from a more civilised age when things...

Brighton 3 - 2 United

Brighton 3 – 2 United

This Premier League season continues to race along like a Roller Coaster in a travelling temporary funfair which was signed off by the guy on work experience: one week your enjoying the unparalleled sensation where fear and adventure abound and the next week your dead. Here’s 5 things we learned that we have never learned before. This checks out (but don’t check this (out)): 1. Brighton might be the greatest team of all time and...

Pele Pogba and Bobby Moorinho

Pele Pogba and Bobby Moorinho

"Et Tu, Woody?"

“Et Tu, Woody?”

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