March 2016

Following on from the Class of '92

Following on from the Class of ’92

Preface: I feel I must preface this post with a note to say that, of course, I would very much welcome an influx of youth to the first team, who wouldn’t, right?!  To utter anything to the contrary flies in the face of our club’s unique history … I really do like kids, I just […]

Oi, Women, NO!

Oi, Women, NO!

When Sepp Blatter so eloquently suggested that to improve the women’s game you would effectively need to turn it into a 4-dimensional lads mag, we audibly tutted, wagged our collective virtuous index fingers and shook our self-righteous heads in unison. We will not stand for this! We are the well adjusted, marching towards equality. In […]

Through Gritted Teeth: Didier Drogba

Through Gritted Teeth: Didier Drogba

This was originally written and submitted to the very talented Andrew Thomas of Twisted Blood for inclusion in the always entertaining and amusing series of posts from guest bloggers and writers on his site titled ‘Through Gritted Teeth’. If my local were a camp South Pacific Island created in the 40’s by Rodgers and Hammerstein, and I were […]

Very superstitious? Pants, prayers & pullovers.

Very superstitious? Pants, prayers & pullovers.

My United wrist-band (worn as a pseudo-tribute to Hargo), my United footy socks, my retro 80’s United cap and my awkwardly ill-fitting red jumper cut a clumsy path to my bed. I imagined I must have petulantly shrugged them off about 11 hours earlier. The scene complete with shoes on my cat’s bed suggested my […]

Bi-Mark: Footballiversity

Bi-Benno: Where Are They Right Now..?

Bi-Konny: Michael Owen Reads Mean Tweets...

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