March 2016

Fare Thee Well Sir Michael of Owen

Fare Thee Well Sir Michael of Owen

Football has a way of screwing with time. I know this because of one simple fact: I’m older than Michael Owen. Insane isn’t it? How could this have happened? I was only a teenager when he started gleefully rubbing his hands together on my telly. It’s just not right. I didn’t used to like Michael […]

Middle Men: Who should stay? Who should go? Who should replace them?

Middle Men: Who should stay? Who should go? Who should replace them?

  As we have come to expect around the time when the transfer window flaps open, we are once again inundated with speculation as to who will come in and fill the gaping holes in our midfield. We can surely expect at least one arrival to ease our midfield malaise. Did you here that David Gill? […]

Canvey Island cds, tapes and vinyl: Our very own David Abbott

Canvey Island cds, tapes and vinyl: Our very own David Abbott

We’re still celebrating our 1st Birthday! Next up for a trip on the much maligned Bifurcated Train, Bifurcated creator David Abbott and here it is now…   The conductor tossed him a  £1 coin and held out his hand  to lead him in the direction of the platform.  *BUZZ* Yep, same gag. It’s painful isn’t it? […]

Red Fergie's Bife Stories: Our very own Brett Atkinson

Red Fergie’s Bife Stories: Our very own Brett Atkinson

Next on the Bi-Player, we return to Red Fergie’s Bife Stories to continue our week of “We are 1″ posts. This time to chat with far-too-regular-for-his-own-good contributor to Bifurcated, Brett Atkinson. Red Fergie isn’t a fan of Brett, so let’s get on with it before we have to call the emergency services (warning- contains some […]

Canvey Island cds, tapes and vinyl: Our very own Brett Atkinson

Canvey Island cds, tapes and vinyl: Our very own Brett Atkinson

As part of the “We are 1″ Bifurcated birthday celebrations we’re boarding the Bifurcated Train ourselves. First up is Brett to share his terrible taste in music. Let’s all look forward to having a jolly good snigger at him. Oh, here’s the train now… The conductor tossed Brett a  £1 coin and held out his […]

United Players 2011/12 season

United Players 2011/12 season

Red Fergie's Bife Stories: Our very own David Abbott

Red Fergie’s Bife Stories: Our very own David Abbott

Next on the Bi-Player we return to Red Fergie’s Bife Stories. This week we are celebrating reaching the grand old age of one on this here site by letting you know a bit more about us! We have pumped Red Fergie full of maximum strength tranquilisers again, so lets get going before they start to […]

Canvey Island cds, tapes and vinyl: Joe Sharratt

Canvey Island cds, tapes and vinyl: Joe Sharratt

Aston Villa fan (Boo!) and good  friend of Bifurcated Joe Sharratt (@fiveinmidfield) who writes the superb Five in Midfield was contemplating counting up his pocket change to have Emile Heskey as guest of honour at his next birthday party when there was an eerie tapping from the ceiling above. As he started shuffling awkwardly in […]

Sunderland 0 – 1 United

F*cksticks.

Sunderland 1 – 3 United

If ever a game’s relevance was based on events elsewhere then this is it. In a roundabout way there might not be any need for us to even play this game at all. Let the players have the weekend off, especially the players heading to the Euros, they can be that little bit fresher. Actually, […]

Mancini's Curse: Why City can't win the Premier League

Mancini’s Curse: Why City can’t win the Premier League

                                         

Canvey Island cds, tapes and vinyl: Steph Doehler

Canvey Island cds, tapes and vinyl: Steph Doehler

United fan and friend of Bifurcated Steph Doehler (@stephdoehler) was stepping out to explore her new surroundings after moving home. As she turned the corner to head around the block, you’ll never guess what happened? Yes, you’ve guessed it … There waitin for her, was the Bifurcated Train!   The conductor tossed her a  £1 coin and held […]

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