January 2017

We’re inviting some of our Twitter friends to share some of their ‘Pre’ and ‘Post Match’ thoughts with us from now on. You can still enjoy my nonsensical, confusing punctuation buffets, below their personal views on the game… Iwan: (@Iwanlehnert) It’s impossible to look back on Sunday afternoon’s match without focussing on the allegations raised […]

It was almost incomprehensible that this game would pass by without a sharp intake of breath at a controversial decision or two – little did we know we’d be left gasping for air. The game has been overshadowed entirely by the refereeing decisions and alleged comments by Mark Clattenburg, but I’d just like to acknowledge […]

We’re inviting some of our Twitter friends to share some of their ‘Pre’ and ‘Post Match’ thoughts with us from now on. You can still enjoy my nonsensical, confusing punctuation buffets, below their personal views on the game… Iwan: (@Iwanlehnert) We’re all about the trepidation at the minute. On the one hand, our defence couldn’t […]

We’re inviting some of our Twitter friends to share some of their ‘Pre’ and ‘Post Match’ thoughts with us from now on. You can still enjoy my nonsensical, confusing punctuation buffets, below their personal views on the game… Iwan: (@Iwanlehnert) That was probably as routine as a come-from-behind victory gets, to be honest. Braga started […]

We’re inviting some of our Twitter friends to share some of their ‘Pre’ and ‘Post Match’ thoughts with us from now on. You can still enjoy my nonsensical, confusing punctuation buffets, below their personal views on the game… Iwan: (@Iwanlehnert) So far in Group H, Braga have gone from the ignominy of a 2-0 defeat […]

Phewee! It’s a good job I had my fingers crossed behind my back when I said I’d  call it quits on the money I’m owed from previous twitter bets, if United didn’t win 2-0, so I didn’t have to renege on it or nothing, innit?! (I’m bored of myself already too.) The result is the […]

United fan and friend of Bifurcated, Tom Pattison (@TomPattison) was busy putting his fingers in his many social media pies – including the super United site Can They Score  he co-runs, and the weekly Can They Score Podcast – when his laptop shut down automatically, displaying nothing but the ‘blue screen of death’. In the […]

This is a remake of a comic-strip post from pre-season, celebrating our Tony (and not Nani) becoming a member of the No.7 club. (Really didn’t mean it to contain a swear. I’d deleted all the files, so couldn’t re-edit, before I’d even realised there was one in it.)  

He may no longer play for United, but we have managed to get our grubby little hands on the archived, top-secret, investigations he undertook while he was still under our employment…   At Manchester United, without even a sniff of football as a distraction, Micky Owen was afforded the role as Fergie’s own personal detective. […]

We’re inviting some of our Twitter friends to share some of their ‘Pre’ and ‘Post Match’ thoughts with us from now on. You can still enjoy my nonsensical, confusing punctuation buffets, below their personal views on the game… Iwan: (@Iwanlehnert) Not to detract from the importance of the shocking treatment that England’s under-21 team had […]