June 2016

10. Wayne Rooney

10. Wayne Rooney

Newcastle 0 - 3 United

Newcastle 0 – 3 United

I did say ‘titter ye not’ at my suggestion of a 1-4 win, and I was right, wasn’t I? Don’t give me any of that, “yeah, but it was 0-3 nonsense”. It’s the same. In fact, if you want to split hairs, technically Danny missed an open goal – so that’s 4. AND they got […]

Canvey Island cds, tapes and vinyl: Surge Biscuits

Canvey Island cds, tapes and vinyl: Surge Biscuits

United fan Surge Biscuits (@NoHeroesHere) – blogger on various sites including his own Blatant Red – was uploading a few photos to Instagram when the glass of water on the table beside him began to tremble (like in dinosaur films and that). This was no dinosaur, no, this was the arrival of the Bifurcated Train! (Although having said that, the […]

Newcastle vs United

Newcastle vs United

We’re inviting some of our Twitter friends to share some of their ‘Pre and Post Match’ thoughts with us from now on. You can still enjoy my nonsensical, confusing punctuation buffets – below their proper good ones…   Iwan: (@Iwanlehnert) Apprehensive. That’s as easily as I can describe it. Beating Cluj, despite being away from […]

Cluj 1 - 2 United

Cluj 1 – 2 United

It finally happened last night: It finally stopped being surreal for me to see RVP in a United shirt. Well, it’s still a “bit weird”. It’s got more than a lot to do with him being amazing. His finishing has blinded me to the strange dream like state I was in. And thank god for […]

@MUFC Facebook: i wish rio in my yes house (drawn by me)

@MUFC Facebook: i wish rio in my yes house (drawn by me)

Cluj v United

Cluj v United

We’re inviting some of our Twitter friends to share some of their ‘Pre and Post Match’ thoughts with us from now on. You can still enjoy my nonsensical, confusing punctuation buffets below their proper good ones…   Iwan (@IwanLehnert): No Carrick, Scholes or Giggs in the squad that flew out to Romania, then. Whatever Ferguson […]

Bye Bye Berba

Bye Bye Berba

At Bifurcated we absolutely love Berba. Here’s our goodbye to him in the form of a kind of animated short film…  

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