March 2016

United's defence: I don't want to talk about it.

United’s defence: I don’t want to talk about it.

For a minute back there, I thought we were going to be treated (for treated read: not at all treated) to front row seats as David Moyes’ private fantasy – of running a team with Rio and Vidic at the heart of the defence, no matter what – played out all over our goal difference […]

Halloween Special: MANCHESTAARRGHHH!!! UNIGHTED 2013

Halloween Special: MANCHESTAARRGHHH!!! UNIGHTED 2013

Halloween: How Do You Sleep At Night?

Halloween: How Do You Sleep At Night?

A little Halloween film. Bwahahaha etc …  

Fulham vs United

Fulham vs United

Okay, so he won’t be in the sash, but to me he’s always in the sash. Craven Cottage, I think – though my football mind-tank is about to cut-out through all the strain – is one of those grounds we’ve not always done that well at (and there’s no way I’m going to look it […]

LC: United 4 - 0 Norwich

LC: United 4 – 0 Norwich

It’s nice that when I have nothing to say, I happen to follow people on twitter who say it best. Daniel Harris: Adnan Januzaj plays football like a man made of velvet. Paul off of the Rantcast: WE’RE GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE (cup) WE’RE GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE (cup) AND NOW YOU’RE GONNA BELIEVE US AND […]

LC: United vs Norwich

LC: United vs Norwich

Still have nothing to say. That doesn’t count. Prediction: 2 – 2 (aet, 7-5 win on penalties). Danny with his customary two.

United 3 - 2 Stoke City

United 3 – 2 Stoke City

Our internet friends are always welcome to share their ‘pre’ and ‘post match’ thoughts with us; if you want to share, get in touch! You can still enjoy our nonsensical, confusing, punctuation buffets, below their proper good ones… Paul Gunning (@PaulGunning1) ‘It’s All Over Now, Baby Boo. ‘ So it’s come to this. Booing one […]

United vs Stoke City

United vs Stoke City

I have nothing to say. Luckily, my good friend Paul off of the Rant Cast has some very good things to say here. Prediction: 3-2. Danny with his customary two. 

United 1 - 0 Real Sociedad

United 1 – 0 Real Sociedad

My football heart, football hurts. I’m not enjoying the football at the moment – its a Rooney thing, a Swag thing and a Danny thing. However, I’m only going to talk about the good… Good for Rooney that he feels so good. Good. Good that David Moyes – in the absence of Plan A(dnan) – […]

CL: United vs Real Sociedad

CL: United vs Real Sociedad

So, not for the first time this season, David Moyes is having to compete with a Real ‘dad for tomorrow’s headlines. I don’t geddit. No, seriously, that doesn’t work. As much as I love Januzaj (and I do), I hope he’s rested in preperation for the Stoke game at the weekend. Danny’s got this. It […]

United 1 - 1 Southampton

United 1 – 1 Southampton

  Tom (@Tom_McGhee): Consider yourselves very lucky – after a tough few weeks my GTA Online metaphor was polished and ready to make you all laugh harder than any joke ever. Wifi on Laptop has put paid to that though  and typing this on iPhone is actually more tedious than a lot of the football […]

United vs Southampton

United vs Southampton

  First off: so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so pleased Adnan has signed a contract. So pleased I don’t even care if any of […]

Bi-Mark: Footballiversity

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