CL: United 1 – 0 Shakhtar Donetsk
A few questions I’d like answered: Has David Moyes played the same team twice yet? Oh, my mistake, just one. The answer – without looking it up – is no.* *If you look it up and the answer is ‘yes’, tell someone who cares and stop ruining my point. Bifurcated pre-match/post-match rule #254: never repeat […]
Canvey Island Cds, Tapes And Vinyl: Christmas Special – Revisited!
United fan Santa (he wears red doesn’t he?!) was on the look out for Christmas spirit to help power his sleigh (or the narrative for those “non-believers”: your uncle/dad/step-dad in a red suit) was handed a first-class ticket to board the Bifurcated Train, so our Canvey Island family could imbue him with their individual Christmas […]
CL: United vs Shakhtar Donetsk
*Goes to BBC/proper website *highlights team news* and presses *Ctrl-C** *Goes back to own website *Ctrl-P* on own website/blog. ‘Re-orders’ some of info* Blah blah blah blah David Moyes. Blah blah blah Glazers. Blah blah blah Everton. lol. Blah blah blah blah David Moyes. Blah blah blah blah Fergie. Blah blah blah blah David Moyes’ […]
United 0 – 1 Newcastle
Tom (@Tom_McGhee): I maintain my Star Wars metaphor still works. That’s the only plus point. . Brett: Had you noticed David Moyes is an anagram of vending machine. IT’S CLOSE ENOUGH!! It’s because he’s a vending machine. A vending machine, that is, stocked with saying the wrong things: *Selects – E* *Selects – 4* *whirring […]
United vs Newcastle
Tom (@Tom_McGhee): Crisis averted, I’m back (it can’t have escaped anyone’s notice that our season has dipped dramatically since I went on sabbatical). I’ll be honest, I was hoping that my return would coincide with a decisive victory against Everton but since that’s clearly not going to happen, it might as well be now*. Anyways, […]
United vs Everton
David Moyes said recently that he had moved on quickly and wouldn’t be emotional about this game. He also said he doesn’t have time to look at Everton’s results, or how they are doing. Apropos of nothing: I think David Moyes’ pants are on fire … perhaps someone should tell him. I think this game […]
Spurs 2 – 2 United
While hardly pulling up trees (see above illustration – slick, right?! NO?! What would you know anyway?!) Rooney is at the very least useful for now. He’s all style over substance and substance over style, without being either substantially stylish or stylishly substantial enough. (Took the words right out of your mouth, right? NO?! etc…) […]
Class of ’92 (2013)
I was in bits at the opening sequence. I managed to just about hold it together for the rest. I fell in love with Eric more (even more)(I didn’t think it was possible, either). And much goosebumps ensued. Do you like being wrong? I like being wrong. Do you like being wrong? I like being […]
Canvey Island cds, tapes and vinyl: Class of ’92 Special!
To coincide with the release of the new Class of ’92 documentary film (@classof92film, Class of ’92 DVD) we’re taking six familiar faces, with six all too familiar names to Canvey Island: Giggsy, Scholesy, Butty, Phily, Gary-y and Becky. What?! For this special trip, our Canvey Island family will be sharing the song that defined 1992 […]