If you missed Tom and Benno’s MBMing then here’s a chance to undo what you didn’t donedo: Tomfurcated UniBen’s Minute-Bi-Minute Real-Time Matchday Adventure If any mainstream newspapers want to change their prescribed narrative and/or agenda to appeal to a niche* demographic of unpopular Twitter users – and if not, why not? – then I can […]
I think you should add stuff at the top like this. Team news 26 October 2014: Eleven United players against eleven Chelsea players most likely. Today’s Match Pack: United vs Chelsea preview Key: Benno is red because that’s the colour he bleeds when you cut him. Tom is black because it’s the lazy […]
Benno (@Benglorious): I’ve actually been to Stamford Bridge a few times, and a couple of those were even to watch that football thing that so many people know and love. I’ve seen Eric get booked for scoring an outrageous lob on Boxing Day and I’ve also seen Rooney miss a penalty in the League […]
No point. Well, one. Here’s the best joke off twitter this week to lighten the mood. Oh, it was mine. I’m honoured.
Benno (@Benglorious): It’s been such a relief having this international break and watching some superb England performances. I’ve never understood how people can say “club before country”. Firstly, the national team is obviously better at the football because it’s picked from the best players in the country, which makes their games far more enjoyable to […]
From the moment the line-up was announced it was fairly obvious what was coming next. The following ninety-odd minutes or so certainly proved to be just that; obvious (keep up). That’s not to say I disliked what I saw; at least you know what you’re getting when those names appear and you read them to […]
Benno (@Benglorious): Before I begin, I’d like to offer my apologies for my absence from these pages last week. Ha! Like anyone even noticed after Brody did his thoroughly researched piece of ghostwriting. I’d take every weekend off if he was going to fill in for me with such quality, but the fact that […]