March 2016

United vs Hull

United vs Hull

Benno (@Benglorious): They’re all there without me.  All of them going to the game, to be followed by the biggest Twitter meet-up since the 1998 World Cup final.  I bet there’s jokes and laughing.  Everyone will be laughing and riding and cornholing except Benno.  I didn’t want to go anyway.  I love Christmas shopping far too […]

Herrera

Herrera

Arsenal 1 - 2 United

Arsenal 1 – 2 United

For the most accurate than irl review of this match read our preview: Arsenal vs United *Same joke as last week, but until you start reading them again, you only have yourselves to blame, mum and dad.

United 1 – 0 Crystal Palace

For the most accurate review of this game, read our preview: United vs Crystal Palace

Manchester 1 - 0 Manchester

Manchester 1 – 0 Manchester

We at Bifurcated have taken it upon ourselves to create a comprehensive video diary review of this historic Chris Smalling. Click below to view…

Arsenal vs United

Arsenal vs United

  Benno (@Benglorious): There’s something interesting to be said about international breaks.  Not by me, though; I don’t get paid for that.  We’ve  just had a couple of weeks where England played somewhere between one and thirty games and probably won more than half of them.  That’s the thing about statistics, any idiot with fingers […]

One ‘L’ of a problem for Roy…

England camp in disarray, ahead of qualifier against Slovenia, as age old problem rears its ugly letterhead and leads to dressing room bust up… When it was announced earlier this week that both Andros Townsend and Michael Carrick would be returning from International duty to their respective employers, as a result of minor knocks picked […]

Van Persie

Van Persie

Tomfurcated UniBen’s Minute-Bi-Minute Real-Time Matchday Adventure: Crystal Palace

Tomfurcated UniBen’s Minute-Bi-Minute Real-Time Matchday Adventure: Crystal Palace

Looks like none of us can do it. Promises to be the best one yet.    Today’s Match Pack: UNITED vs PALLIS 2mins: Dave’s kept us in it there. 4mins: Great tackle by Chris Smalling. 12 mins: Someone’s going to get on the end of one those Valencia crosses any year soon. 16 mins: Dave’s […]

United vs Crystal Palace

Benno (@Benglorious): The Crystal Palace was a cast-iron and plate-glass building originally erected in Hyde Park, London, England, to house the Great Exhibition of 1851.  More than 14,000 exhibitors from around the world gathered in the Palace’s 990,000 square feet of exhibition space to display examples of the latest technology developed in the Industrial Revolution.  Designed by Sir […]

Rooney

Rooney

The Premier League Water Fall Out Reaches Boiling Point.

The Premier League Water Fall Out Reaches Boiling Point.

The Premier League could soon be left drowning its sorrows, as Water threatens to put the freeze on their long standing relationship.   The world was left to drink in the shock waves this week, as images emerged of highly acclaimed, and universally renowned The Premier League manager, Neil Warnock, being left humiliated by a […]

Bi-Mark: Footballiversity

Bi-Benno: Where Are They Right Now..?

Bi-Konny: Michael Owen Reads Mean Tweets...

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