March 2016

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Tom (@Tom_McGhee): I’ve never even heard of Liverpool. Having read Brian’s “work”, I’m none the wiser (although the He-Man element piqued my interest long enough to finish reading. Well done Bob) United 33 – 26 Liverpool. So many goals. Benno (@Benglorious): I’m currently editing my post I wrote days ago because I’m not happy with […]

Robin Van Persie grabbed two hugely important goals for Manchester United and new manager Louis Van Gaal, as they extended their winning run of games to five – a succession of results not matched by any other Premier League club so far this season. But Soton and new manager Ronald Koeman can consider themselves very […]

Tom (@Tom_McGhee): Having received a record number of complaints last week (Paul, Paul’s Dad) about how the previews have “lost their way”, this week will be a comprehensive analysis of both Southampton and United’s seasons so far. It won’t, obviously, but since only Paul (and Paul’s Dad) are still reading at this point, at least […]

Two “goals” for United. Scored by “players”. One “assisted” by a “team-mate”. One the result of a “set-piece” or “set-play”. Disputable “scorer” of the other “goal”. Because hair. No the other “goal”. The other “goal”. Not that “goal”. Was “headed” into the net. Course it was “headed” into the net. Where else was a “goal” […]

Benno (@Benglorious): Feeling better about myself tonight after missing out on the weekend’s shenanigans in Manchester.  This is purely down to Tom telling me “it was the worst weekend ever…. You’d have hated it… The football was rubbish… That Rantcast fella is a nasty piece of work”.  Thanks, mate. Stoke are the visitors to Old […]

Why are you even here? Didn’t you watch the game? Or at the very least the highlights? People.