June 2016

Episode 5 – The Theory of Everything

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Wilson

Wilson

United vs Burnley

United vs Burnley

Benno (@Benglorious) So many games in so little time.  It’s like Christmas all over again but without the traditional burning of churches.  Burnley are the opponents tonight.  They’re from Burnley, which got its name from *insert your own tired joke here*. Prediction:  Vangle will be looking to prove FAT SAM’S long ball theories wrong tonight with […]

West Ham 1 – 1 United

Give us this day our Danny Blind and forgive us our long passes, as we were playing them that long pass against us. And lead us not into tenth place please; with deliveries from Tony. Four-Five-One is the kingdom. And the power, and the glory, for Ander Herrera. Amen. Capper Roondog has come under a […]

Kellett

Kellett

West Ham vs United

West Ham vs United

Benno (@Benglorious) Poor old Ander Herrera.  First, Vangle calls him a nice guy and then says he’s a great player.  The guy can’t catch a break.  Anyone would think there’s better players ahead of him in the team rather than football-related legal issues that could be damaging to United in the future.  My advice to […]

Episode 4 – Horseshoes and Hamstrings

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FAC (Replay): United 3 – 0 Cambridge

I keep going to the river to pray, cause I need something that can wash all the Wayne. And at most I’m sleeping all these demons away. But your ghost … the ghost of Roo it keeps me awake. My friend had Roo figured out. Yeah, they saw what’s inside of Roo. Trying to hide […]

FAC (Replay): United vs Cambridge

  Benno (@Benglorious) I don’t know much about replays (nobody does) but I really don’t want to sit through that drab 0-0 again (nobody does), so why BT Sport are showing the game again, nobody does.  It would make more sense (the cup’s format, not that previous sentence) for the two teams involved to play […]

Carrick

Carrick

United 3 – 1 Leicester

I learned a valuable lesson this week: when something wins it’s British, and when it loses it’s Scottish. Not exactly sure of the benefits of being British, apart from you don’t have to pay for stuff with paper money that people want to throw house bricks at you for using, on site, and I suppose […]

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