March 2016

D.B Something: Zlatan Ibrahimovic

D.B Something: Zlatan Ibrahimovic

EL: Feyenoord 1 - 0 United

EL: Feyenoord 1 – 0 United

Oh how we missed our talisman/leader/creator/boss/inspiration/MVP/top dawg. Nasri. Here’s 5 thi etc… A) Rojo more like oh no! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha but seriously so bad. 6) One of their chants meant ‘Zlatan is a Chloe’. No idea but as long as it’s not bad I think this is great. VI) Had legit forgotten Memphis was a thing. […]

Carly Rae Jepsen: Bailly

Carly Rae Jepsen: Bailly

EL: Feyenoord vs. United

EL: Feyenoord vs. United

   FBA-Nominated Troll Benno (@Benglorious)  15.02, Thursday – Just found out there’s a game tonight. Prediction: Terrible. 5-0 United     FBA-Nominated Cunt Tom (@tom_mcghee) I don’t care. In fact, I don’t care so much, I’m going to smash your fucking face in. Related: anyone else notice the two teams who recently lost to City BOTH trained […]

Paul's House Puppets: David Luiz

Paul’s House Puppets: David Luiz

Paul's House Puppets: Diego Costa

Paul’s House Puppets: Diego Costa

United 1 - 2 City

United 1 – 2 City

Now we’re world famous across all 3 continents, after being nominated for the FBAs, we have no time to watch this shit – what with all the after-dinner mints, meating and grating, and opining of Supermarkets. Oooh, ruddy Tescos. Tesno more like. Our PA told us to say lol @ Bravo’s footwork and his ability […]

Pogba

Pogba

United vs. City

United vs. City

 FBA-Nominated football blog writer Benno (@Benglorious) It’s Derby time again! That special match that only comes round three, sometimes four or five but no less than two, times a year unless it only happens once. The winners get to make Manchester either red or blue in a tradition that stretches back all the way to the […]

Paul's House Puppet: Marcus

Paul’s House Puppet: Marcus

Paul's House Puppet: Ranieri

Paul’s House Puppet: Ranieri

Bi-Mark: Footballiversity

Bi-Benno: Where Are They Right Now..?

Bi-Konny: Michael Owen Reads Mean Tweets...

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