United vs. Spurs
(@Benglorious) It’s Christmas time, there’s no need to be afraid: Lads, it’s Tottenham. Prediction: High hopes from the fans to be dashed expertly. 0-0 United. (@tom_mcghee) Where did Sharky and George get their judicial authority? I mean, they were set-up as private detectives yet acted more like an aquatic Batman and Robin (i.e. […]
EL: Zorya 0 – 2 United
I had to write out 200 words from a WhatsApp convo, so you can suck on your disappointment if you want me to write anything else apart from here’s 5 things we learned from the Europa League glory: 1) Hards pitches equals wins. 2) Cement over Old Trafford pitch. 3) ?????? 4) Profit. 5. […]
EL: Zorya vs. United
(@Benglorious) Zorya. Again. Still no idea what they are. What I do know is that their pitch is really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really hard. Just like any pitch near the Arctic Circle, in the middle of winter, would be. Prediction: Expect goals at either end, probably with nets. […]
Everton 1 – 1 United
Marouane Fellaini helped extend United’s impressive unbeaten run to an impressive six (6) games, with a last minute cameo that saw United calve out yet another emphatic draw; cementing their position at the top of the top of mid-table. Jose Mourinho said afterwards, “Who said anything about slicing you up, man? I just wanted to […]
Everton vs. United
(@Benglorious) Conspiracy theories are as much a part of human existence as hair and the films of Adam Sandler. From the assassination of JFK to the rise of the Lizard People, from Elvis being alive to the moon landing being faked, proponents of these theories have long been dismissed as ‘unstable’ and ‘crackpot’. Until now. I’m […]
EFLC: United 4 – 1 West Ham
It was GGMU x Ghost of Fergie x Swashbuckle, as the mighty half dark Reds half light Reds gave the West of Ham one hell of a HAMMERing!** United IRONed** out the crises (creases) in their match day output (outfit), as Zlatan HAMMERed** in a couple, and Tony M HAMMERed** in two also. Elsewhere, Micky […]