March 2016

A.BBA: Mourinho

A.BBA: Mourinho

EFL Cup Final: United 3 - 2 Southampton

EFL Cup Final: United 3 – 2 Southampton

AND NOW YOU’RE GONNA BELIEVE US! AND NOW YOU’RE GONNA BELIEVE US! AND NOW YOU’RE GONNA BELIEVE US! WE’RE GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE cup! Here’s 5 things we learned after our momentous day out at Wemberley: 1. Winning is good when you’re hungover. 2. It’s also good at other times. 3. Can’t decide if Lingard […]

English Champions League World Cup Final

English Champions League World Cup Final

(@Benglorious) If I get time, I’ll do the best Southampton joke there’s ever been. If I don’t get time, I’ll just mention Craig David. Prediction: I may miss the start of the match so someone will have to fill me in. This is our most important match of the last seven days. Pogba was born […]

EL: St. Etienne 0 (0) - 1 (4) United

EL: St. Etienne 0 (0) – 1 (4) United

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EL: St. Etienne (0) vs. (3) United

EL: St. Etienne (0) vs. (3) United

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FA Cup: Blackburn 1 - 2 United

FA Cup: Blackburn 1 – 2 United

Magical Jose Mourinho used the magic of the cup to make magical Zlatan and magical Pogba magically appear on the pitch and magically create and magically score the magical winning magic. And now you’re gonna etc… Here’s 5 magical things we magic: 1. Brett is bad. 2. He was working. If anything he’s a working […]

EL: United 3 - 0 St. Etienne

EL: United 3 – 0 St. Etienne

*Benno didn’t do this review* Here’s 5 things learned: 1. No. 2. Knew you would. 3. Just paste this convo. Our fans will lap it up. 3 RTs guaranteed. 4. Make Knew you would 2. 5. That’s 5. 4. St Etienne’s Only love can break your heart is medically inaccurate. Actually bad information.

S.Corpions: Rojo

S.Corpions: Rojo

FA Cup: Blackburn vs. United

FA Cup: Blackburn vs. United

(@Benglorious) Blackburn Rovers gained their unique name in 1911, when, due to all eligible men of footballing age having been called up to fight in the Great War, they had to field an XI comprised entirely of local dogs in their cup tie against Accrington Stanley, who himself had to use a lieu day from […]

EL: United vs. St. Etienne

EL: United vs. St. Etienne

(@Benglorious) I really like the Europa League. Mostly because we’ve got zero chance of shipping five goals to Bayern Munich. Saint Etienne are the opponents at Old Trafford tonight, and boy do we have some history with them. Google it. Anyway, in lieu of a shite joke about a 90’s indie dance trio, here’s some […]

J.Fernandez: Ander Herrera

J.Fernandez: Ander Herrera

United 2 - 0 Watford

United 2 – 0 Watford

For want of a nail the shoe was lost. For want of a shoe the horse was lost. For want of a horse the rider was lost. For want of a rider the message was lost. For want of a message the battle was lost. For want of a battle the kingdom was lost. And […]

Bi-Mark: Footballiversity

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