June 2016

United vs. Bournemouth

United vs. Bournemouth

  (@Benglorious) CORAL.  It’s not televised. Prediction:  0-0 United. m  (@tom_mcghee) Are we on telly tonight? Can’t see it anywhere call bullshit. Blue Planet. It’s why we dressed you as a fish for 6 weeks. Haha I didn’t tell you to do it for the HALIBUT! Prediction: 0-0 United   m (@bifurcated_utd) What programme did […]

United 1 - 2 City

United 1 – 2 City

Who knew City were better than us? Shut the fuck up. I didn’t ask your opinion.   Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Blue Planet 2 is a bit preachy. 2. I thought we were beaten by a team better than us at the minute. The league should really put together a table of team’s […]

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United vs. City

United vs. City

United 2 - 1 CSKA Moscow

United 2 – 1 CSKA Moscow

5 things we learned: 1. Let’s all agree we’re probably the real heroes.

CL: United vs. CSKA Moscow

CL: United vs. CSKA Moscow

  (@Benglorious) Not doing words because it makes us win. Prediction:  0-0 United. m  (@tom_mcghee) Not doing words out of respect for arsenal actually winning our last game, despite actually losing. Prediction: 0-0 United   m (@bifurcated_utd) Not doing words our of respect for ToActually, yeah cos of the winning thing. Prediction: 0-0 United.

Arsenal 1 - 3 United

Arsenal 1 – 3 United

Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. That was actually pretty good.

Arsenal vs. United

Arsenal vs. United

  (@Benglorious)   Prediction:  0-0 United. m  (@tom_mcghee) I have done no words as I hate you both.   Infinity War (2018) Looks good. Prediction: I didn’t ask for your life story M8.  m (@bifurcated_utd) I have done no words cos no internet at my new cribizzle for shizzle boisizzles! Prediction: I read between the lines. […]

Watford 2 - 4 United

Watford 2 – 4 United

That picture and caption from last week works this week. This goes right to the very top. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. See above.

Watford vs. United

Watford vs. United

  (@bifurcated_utd) Geno just noticed we’re going to be playing Watford yesterday.

United 1 - 0 Brighton

United 1 – 0 Brighton

1. and still hasn’t.

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