March 2016

Crystal Palace 2 - 3 United

Crystal Palace 2 – 3 United

Mourinho and the United Red Boys of Old Dreams Trafford turned the clock back to the good old days. Of this season. Shit for most of the game. Not shit when we do something not shit. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. I actually got a tiny bit excited about a game for the first […]

Crystal Palace vs. United

Crystal Palace vs. United

  (@Benglorious) Prediction: Below is an idiot. They know what he looks like. 0-0 United. m  (@tom_mcghee) No words today due to the Academy’s shameful lack of recognition for Thor. For shame. Prediction: Repost to above: He’s had a haircut. 0-0 United. m (@bifurcated_utd) I’m not doing words cos it’s us playing against a team even worse […]

United 2 - 1 Chelsea

United 2 – 1 Chelsea

I don’t need to write anything about the game here, as the 5 things we learned bit below more than makes up the word count. Here’s  5 things we learned: 1. The best bit was tasting Graeme’s salty tears. 2. Other good bits were Lukaku and Pogba and Matic. 3. Sanchez was not a good […]

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