January 2017

The reds go marching on, lol. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Great round for Uniteds 2. Bad luck Spurs 3. Pogba’s contribution to the penalty shoot out was inspired 4. I didn’t see it. I was watching Elementary, which is a show about Sherlock Holmes and Lucy Liu 5. No-one was watching it it […]

  (@Benglorious) Are we actually playing Prediction: Probably are actually playing M  (@tom_mcghee) We’re not doing words tonight are we I think I speak fro everyone when I say nobody gives a fuck Prediction: Rochdale innit? Caravan Cup (@bifurcated_utd) Fuck the children. Prediction: No-on cares, unless we win, and, or lose.

As Phil Jones and Ed Woodward watched on and may, or, may not havNo, can’t even pretend to give a fuck. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Mid-table team now I’m very sad 2. Shampooing my carpet was more exciting than the match 3. How have we forgotten how to play football it really isn’t […]

  (@Benglorious) Spam. Prediction: Brett will post this above Tom’s, so, the a joke won’t work. M  (@tom_mcghee) I would really like to but also I really can’t be bothered feels like we’re always playing West Ham and I’ve run out of pork based puns. Prediction: Brett will predict that Benno will predict etc (@bifurcated_utd) Embarrassed for […]



Did. Not. See. That. Coming. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Hawkeye’s storyline in Endgame was bit pointless for me, Clive 2. I was very disappointed with the win a defeat or loss would’ve suited all my tweets before the game that’s the most important thing 3. We all laughed when Hanna called him ‘Hawkeyes’ […]

Wise men will look at United’s indifferent start to the campaign and say “a season is a marathon, not a sprint”. Idiots. That’s athletics.   Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Ole said we can’t control results or outcomes. Someone should explain to him what the manager’s job is imho. 2. Was hoping Paul Pogba […]