(@Benglorious) Prediction: Change of Luck? M (@tom_mcghee) Prediction: Forgot to reply to this. That’s not a good sign re: words imho M (@bifurcated_utd) Luke Shaw returns to the side after his final treatment in the long since documented series of minor cosmetic adjustments in his bid to become Gary Barlow in 1995, so, expect everything […]
The reds go marching on, lol. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Great round for Uniteds 2. Bad luck Spurs 3. Pogba’s contribution to the penalty shoot out was inspired 4. I didn’t see it. I was watching Elementary, which is a show about Sherlock Holmes and Lucy Liu 5. No-one was watching it it […]
(@Benglorious) Are we actually playing Prediction: Probably are actually playing M (@tom_mcghee) We’re not doing words tonight are we I think I speak fro everyone when I say nobody gives a fuck Prediction: Rochdale innit? Caravan Cup (@bifurcated_utd) Fuck the children. Prediction: No-on cares, unless we win, and, or lose.
As Phil Jones and Ed Woodward watched on and may, or, may not havNo, can’t even pretend to give a fuck. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Mid-table team now I’m very sad 2. Shampooing my carpet was more exciting than the match 3. How have we forgotten how to play football it really isn’t […]
(@Benglorious) Spam. Prediction: Brett will post this above Tom’s, so, the a joke won’t work. M (@tom_mcghee) I would really like to but also I really can’t be bothered feels like we’re always playing West Ham and I’ve run out of pork based puns. Prediction: Brett will predict that Benno will predict etc (@bifurcated_utd) Embarrassed for […]
Did. Not. See. That. Coming. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Hawkeye’s storyline in Endgame was bit pointless for me, Clive 2. I was very disappointed with the win a defeat or loss would’ve suited all my tweets before the game that’s the most important thing 3. We all laughed when Hanna called him ‘Hawkeyes’ […]
Wise men will look at United’s indifferent start to the campaign and say “a season is a marathon, not a sprint”. Idiots. That’s athletics. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Ole said we can’t control results or outcomes. Someone should explain to him what the manager’s job is imho. 2. Was hoping Paul Pogba […]