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Liverpool vs. United

Liverpool vs. United

  (@Benglorious) Prediction: See below. Also cba. M  (@tom_mcghee) Haven’t done words today as I believe my silence will inspire the team. Also why not wait until after the game and then base our preview on the result? We’ll look like Nostradamus. Prediction: Waiting until after the game to base our preview on the result to look like […]

UCL: Valencia 2 - 1 United

UCL: Valencia 2 – 1 United

Did you really expect any of us to watch this game? I mean seriously??!! Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Someone should just disband Manchester United. Release the players back into the wild. 2. Not Phil Jones. At this point the most humane thing is a mercy killing 3. I liked it when Pogba missed […]

UCL: Valencia vs. United

UCL: Valencia vs. United

(@Benglorious) YEE-HAW HEAD ‘EM UP RIDE ‘EM OUT etc Prediction: Rubber to not have been invented yet. Hat-trick for Pogba plus a brace for Lukaku. 0-0 Valencia M  (@tom_mcghee) Why is it a dead rubber?* We don’t call a game that counts a live rubber. Rubber discrimination? Not for me to say but obviously yes. […]

United 4 - 1 Fulham

United 4 – 1 Fulham

Not taking any credit for this but my stream was perfect throughout the game, so…   Here’s 5 things we learned as United continued on their voyage of discovering what it feels like to finish 6th in the Premier League table: 1. It is clear now from that one game that Paul Pogba is a […]

United vs. Fulham

United vs. Fulham

(@Benglorious) Well, Howdy partner. I didn’t (do words) also won’t (do words). Prediction: Well, Howdy partner. I didn’t (do words) also won’t (do words). 0-0 United. M  (@tom_mcghee) ‘Who is the best Ham’? is a question that has plagued mankind since we first met pigs and subsequently ate them. In this essay I will try […]

United 2 - 2 Arsenal

United 2 – 2 Arsenal

Mourinho avoided handing Arsenal the Premier League Title at Old Trafford and didn’t kick a boot into David Beckham’s face after the match, so, should be seen as a vast improvement on the Fergie Era imho.   Here is another 5 things we learned, taking our total tally of learns over the last 4 years […]

United vs. Arsenal

United vs. Arsenal

(@Benglorious) Well, look who it is! Howdy pardners. Y’all ready for the rootinest, tootinest, wildest show in the West? Course ya are. Shame it’s United then. Prediction: Dat Guy Welbz to run rings around our midfield, broken foot and all. HMS Belfast to run rings around our midfield. Fuck it – Jupiter to run rings […]

Southampton 2 - 2 United

Southampton 2 – 2 United

Not quite the -25 – -25 thriller the finest experts in the land were predicting but the perfectly executed plan to leave Mark Hughes available in the summer when United are looking for a Director of Football to provide the essential guidance Jose Mourinho requires for the remainder of his odyssey…     Here’s 5 […]

Southampton vs. United

Southampton vs. United

(@Benglorious) Howdy, pardner. It’s time to dust off yer six-shooter and mount up. Tonight, we ride. By tonight I mean late afternoon, and by ride I mean scrape another goalless draw. The Pools panel (ask yer da) must hate us. Prediction: All posses joined immediately and all missions completed with no software crashes. Lol more […]

UCL: United 1 - 0 Young Boys

UCL: United 1 – 0 Young Boys

The warm up act to Mourinho’s performance art piece was every bit as exciting as Mourinho’s performance art piece. Here’s 5 things we learnzied: 1. Jose knows and can anticipate when a camera will be turned on him; each action is premeditated and deliberate, he is the living embodiment of the showman. Or he was […]

UCL United vs. Young Boys

UCL United vs. Young Boys

(@Benglorious) Long days and pleasant nights, pardner. Mosey on over here, take a load off and wash some of the trail out ya throat. No need to be afeared, buddy, I won’t bite ya. You like stories? An old timer like me, I got lots o’stories. Lemme tell you about this gang I knew back […]

United 0 - 0 Crystal Palace

United 0 – 0 Crystal Palace

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