Looks like none of us can do it. Promises to be the best one yet.
2mins: Dave’s kept us in it there.
4mins: Great tackle by Chris Smalling.
12 mins: Someone’s going to get on the end of one those Valencia crosses any year soon.
16 mins: Dave’s kept us in it there
21mins: Rooney’s controlled it for the first time since kick off. Unlucky there with that cross field ball: just over his teammate’s head over by the far touchline.
23mins: Dave’s kept us in it there.
24 mins: maybe there was a goal here
28mins: Rooney unlucky there with that cross field ball: just over his teammate’s head over by the touchline.
33mins: Smalling looking immense.
34mins: Dave’s kept us in it there.
44mins: Rooney unlucky there with that cross field ball: just over his teammate’s head over by the touchline. Half-time whistle blown with ball lost over neighbour’s fence.
Half-time: Think we can expect more of the same in the second half.
46mins: Dave’s kept us in it there.
49mins: Great tackle by Chris Smalling.
52mins: Godzilla attack. Anderson sacrifices himself for the greater good, Godzilla mounts Mothra (not like that) and flies off into Space. I honestly don’t think anyone saw it coming.
53 mins: Dave’s kept us in it there
57 mins: Someone’s going to get on the end of one those Valencia crosses any year soon.
66mins: Rooney’s controlled it for the first time since kick off. Unlucky there with that cross field ball: just over his teammate’s head over the far touchline.
28mins: Dave’s kept us in it there.
48 mins: Warnock turns two-dimensional. Absolute scenes here.
73mins: Rooney unlucky there with that cross field ball: just over his teammate’s head over by the touchline.
78mins: Smalling looking immense.
79mins: Dave’s kept us in it there.
79 mins: Blatant penalty. If its for us and its still 0-0. Or 0-1. The score’s irrelevant really.
89mins: Rooney unlucky there with that cross field ball: just over his teammate’s head over by the touchline. Full-time whistle blown with ball lost over neighbour’s fence. Rooney lambasts teammates.
90 mins: Nasri for Rooney
92 mins: Still 0-0