CL: Olympiacos vs United

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Ben (Benglorious):

olimpyacos

olympiacos

oleempeeyakkos

olimpiakos

olimpiakos man united

olympiacos champions league

olympiyakos football

olimpeackos fixtures

how do you spell olimpiakos

[phone rings: *sighs* Yes, Mother?……  Well who else always bloody calls me when I’m doing my words?……  Sorry for snapping, the computer’s playing up……  It ISN’T the Google?!  FFS.  Well how do you…….  O……  L……  Y……  M……  P……  I……  A……  C…… What do you mean “or ‘K'”, that’s fu……  Sorry, Mum.  Please continue……  O……  S.  Yes, I’ve bloody written it down……  Yep, sorry……  Ooh, before you go, do you know anything about Greek f?……  ……  ……  ……  ……  ……  ……  ……  MUM!  I was gonna say “FOOTBALL”.  No son needs to hear that……  I’m sure it is painful to start with……  I don’t care, I can’t get that out of my head now……  I’m hanging up.]

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Prediction:  I…  I just…  I don’t care any more.

 

About the author:  I need the number of a therapist or a mad scientist to erase a couple of things from my brainbox.

 

Brett:

Hey! Did I tell you about the time I was in a greek restaurant with Midge Ure off of Ultravox and couldn’t make head nor tail of the menu on account of it being in a different language? I was really struggling, and was about to make this clear to my fellow diner, when I noticed a familiar item amongst the sweets … “This means nothing to me … Oh, Viennetta!”*

*Ben Young, if you’re reading this: I don’t want to fight about this again. Though it’s true, the bones of that joke were yours, I was the one who polished it up a bit and made it fit for consumption … but I’m finally willing to be the bigger man and share ownership. What do you reckon? While you’re here … I’m really sorry we haven’t spoken for (what is it now?) twelve years?! You really were a good friend – my best friend back then – when I was at college. I had trouble fitting in, but you saw through the shy, awkward facade and extended the hand of friendship to me, when I needed it most. I miss you very much. That day I came to London was such an exciting time: you at Goldsmiths, showing off; me, suitably impressed. Then, that night, when you told me you loved me and wanted to be more than friends. It took me by surprise, and though you said you understood my reasons as to why we could not be lovers, you never answered any calls from me from then on; you disappeared from my life entirely, and that really hurt. I haven’t seen or heard from you since. I hope you’re okay and have found happiness in your life. If upon reading this, you could appear from behind me looking all betrayed, and stab me, so as to complete the greek tragedy thing I’m doing, then that would be much appreciaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa etc…

Prediction: Ben Young to come out from behind me, while I’m doing the greek tragedy thing, looking all betrayed, and stab me to death.

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