EFLC: Swansea vs. United
@Benglorious)
I like watching football when we win. I won’t be watching tonight.
Prediction: Lukaku to bullseye womp rats in his T-16 back home. 0-0 United.
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(@tom_mcghee)
As the questions over Brett’s tenuous grasp of reality continue to flood the secret DM group that me and Benno have, it’s time that someone provided the answers to both of them:
1. No fucking chance
2.We’ll split it 50/50, bagsy his shoes
Prediction: CRISIS. 3-0 United
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(@bifurcated_utd)
As the questions over Mourinho’s tactics continue to flood the mainstream media, it’s time that someone provided the answers to ALL of them:
1. Yes.
2. No.
3. No.
4. Occasionally.
5. Sometimes.
6. Once.
7. Yes.
8. 6.
9. Yes.
10. Chelsea.
11. No.
12. Yes.
13. Chelsea.
14. 10.
15. January.
16. Yes.
17. 2013.
18. Chelsea.
19. Yes.
20. Yes.
21. Arsenal.
22. No.
23. 45.
24. Yes.
25. No.
26. Paris.
27. Yellow.
28. Michael Atherton.
29. No.
30. No.
31. Toast.
32. Yes.
33. Chelsea.
Prediction: Yes. 0-0 United.
