I have no fucking idea who Rostov are. I do, however, know what a rosti is – a sat on bag of chips that Tories like to eat.
Prediction: Elbohimovic. You can have that one. Unless it can be monetised. Actually, it’d be easier to just send me cash and avoid all the fuss. I’m gonna go out on a limb and say we won’t concede ten goals in this one. 0-0 United.
I’m the worst.
Prediction: Brett to be even worster. 0-0 United.
I’m the worstest.
Prediction: Tom to be right. 0-0 United.