If we were playing Tottenham, I could make some spurious reference to Kyle Walker’s alleged love of dogging. We’re not.
Prediction: Gundogan to start in place of Carrick for his 100th appearance for the club, Hummels will continue his recent run of goalscoring with yet another header from a set-piece, Falcao will score Danny’s customary two and two of the previous statements are far more likely to happen than the other one. 1-0 Everton.
Anderson Luís de Abreu Oliveira
Frozen in this pose forever.
Completely forgot all about football until this morning and have been busy sitting since.
Prediction: Benno to finally snap and kill all of us for never doing any work. 2-1 United.
Made friends today by “looking after” something for my cellmate, God rest his soul.
Prediction: Irish Pete with his customary one in the shower, followed by Big Sal eating my lunch. 3-2 United.