Bit gutted there’s not more international football to be quite flipping honest with you in all seriousness. There’s nothing better in my opinion than watching world-class players try and raise the games of those around them and ultimately fail.
Opposition summary: Everton are the best team in the Premiership League that sound like an eternal weight.
Prediction: Rooney’s back!! YAY!! I’ve forgotten my point. 0-0 United.
Once United’s French midfielder got over his shock at finding me in his loft, we laughed for ages and then he told me that his favourite things are Ex On The Beach, gold, and the musical stylings of Harry Connick Jr:
Thought it was still International break. That Wayne Rooney though.
Prediction: 4 servings of Goal Pie, Martial to get all 3.
Last time we played Everton I did a joke, but have gone off jokes of late. There’s these two people who have ruined the concept of jokes for me. Oh, it’s just some guys. It’s just two people I know. No, you don’t know them. No, it’s not Ted and Bob. Why would you think that? It’s not. Okay, let’s take this into DMs so they can’t read this…
*insert manager from opposition* would still like to see improvements from his squad of players, but will have, without doubt, aspects he can be pleased with; not least the form of *insert player for specific* who has been performing consistently well of late. ****Remember to delete this paragraph when you can’t be arsed to look up the opposition you scrumptious maverick*****
I used up all my gold in a tweet to Benno late last night. So go brew yourself a mug of disappointment and spill it down your stupid neck that’s not reeled in.
Prediction: Danny with his Cushing’s disease experiments – ongoing. I got a promotion at work laydeez, so now I’m an even bigger dog than before, with enough cheddar for half your drinks and a packet of crisps. By the way do you split the crisp packet and open it up for the table to share, or not do that? I just don’t really like that. So, if you could not do that. Those old people won’t be around this week – what’s with them pretending to be my Mum and Dad? I’ll be at the same place as last week. Oh yeah, football … John Murder to add another group of defencerers to his kill list. 0-0 United