FAC: United vs. Reading

 (@Benglorious)

AND LEEDS

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Prediction: Benno to outsmart those chumps who thought they’d taken all the reading jokes. 0-0 United.

 (@tom_mcghee)

Manchester United Vs Reading is the very last thing we should be encouraging; reading is essential to humanity’s education and future – for us to just attack the concept is both immoral and unethical.

Reading – a brief history

According to noted essayist Alberto Manguel, reading has a quirky and passionate 4000 year old history, where the reader is the true hero. Originally called Reada Ingas, Reada was a Saxon leader who settled in the area in the 6th century and made a fort. Reading in the middle ages was The Normans. Other books worth looking at include Penguin and Ladybird.

Star Wars Rebels: Season two (2015)

Set 14 years after RoTS,  Rebels takes place during the time when the Empire is securing its grip on the galaxy and hunting down the last of the Jedi Knights all the while hampered by a newly born Rebellion aka the good guys. Ashoka Vs Darth is as good as any lightsaber battle in the entire series. And you get to see the original B-Wing. That aside, actually good.

Prediction: Cannot understand how this is even a game, based on my opening paragraph. Brett/Benno to ruin T’Pau’s legacy.  3-0 United, two books sent off for being overdue library returns. 

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 (@ttackattackattack)

I do hope neither of them twose up there cheapen this by making reference to reading books. Besides, reading is now a defunct concept, what with touch tone apple portable telephones, and cinemas on every street – where they tell much less boring stories, using the only good bits in books i.e. the pictures.

Reading – a brief history

Founded by Adam Le Fondre in 2013, Reading relied on FIFA’s GOTY 2009, Dave Kitson, to keep their football club a secret, until now.

If only there was an abstract idea I could utilise, using the functionality of my eyes, to find out more about them.

Prediction: Mark my WORDS, we’ve got this one COVERed. I’m sure the SCRIPT will be WRITTEN in our favour, with a high VOLUME of shots, combined with a clean SHEET. Just be careful we don’t get BOOK(ed for) MARKing too tightly. I’m sure Jose will play a strong SPI