FAC: Yeovil Town vs. United

(@Benglorious)

I was going to do a Sanchez acrostic or even one of those amazing song things but I didn’t think he’d be in the squad for tonight’s game, so I didn’t do either of those things. True story.

Prediction: Sanchez to get turned into a pickle by his Grandpa. “Rocking All Yeovil The World” to be the biggest-selling FA Cup song of all time. 0-0 United.

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 (@tom_mcghee)

We all love to laugh – Lord knows I do – but sometimes you can’t make light of an ugly situation with a joke. So whilst Brett will undoubtedly poke gentle fun at the generations of inbreeding that’s left Yeovil a genetic 9/11, someone has to address the Sanchez problem.

Quite frankly I think it is a damning indictment of modern football that Alexis Sanchez has been allowed to buy Bill Gates’s bones before he’s died (Bifurcated cannot comment on why he wants said bones and the rumours that he plans to add them to Steve Jobs to create some ghastly skeletal superman are, in our opinion, unfounded).

I haven’t watched anything this week due to bible studies. 7 days?? God truly is great.

Prediction:  4-0 United although it would be better if Yeovil won because imo a great headline would be ‘Somewhere Yeovil the Rainbow’

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(@bifurcated_utd)

The issue Yeovil Town had with tickets has thankfully been sorted. The Somerset club were faced with a backlash from the local community as requests for tickets for the visit of the giant club came flooding in after the 4th round draw, and it was looking like they weren’t going to be able to meet the demand. Fortunately, all the Yeovil families have now been accommodated. Turns out the numbers were halved when it became apparent that Sisters and Mothers, and Brothers and Fathers were one and the same thing.

Prediction: 8 cans of Natch and 6 points for drink tractoring . 0-0 United.