I’m also going to leave this one to you B-man. Big kisses.
P.s put that Klopp picture as the preview header today. You’re so talented. Extra kisses.
Prediction: I love Brett more than Tom.
I’m going to leave this one to you B-dawg. You’re the best. I’ve always said that.
Brett (Concept film: coming soon hopefully)
This film is yet to be made, or written, but it will be the best film ever. Better than Star Worlds and all the other films I always bang on about. That aside, pretty good.
Prediction: Whatever Brett says is best.
This game always raises so many questions: does anyone care about Liverpool anymore? Who is Liverpool? That’s two for the good-natured-banter lovers out there.
Other questions about faces include: Is Jurgen Klopp’s face 90% teeth? Who tattoed an average footballer’s body and legs on to Firminho’s face? Is Simon Mignolet’s face a window to his soul? Did Emre Can’s face ever pay attention in CDT class at school with regards to the principles of form and function? Did you ever see James Milner’s face in the same room as a blanched roast potato? Why does Alberto Moreno’s face look like the face of a naughty boy who got away with stealing any other average full-back’s career? Does Oxlade-Chamberlain have the face of his career role model, Theo Walcott, painted on his tits? Why the long face, Jordan?
Prediction: Copy and pastes of Benno and Tom’s verbatim WhatsApp convo this morning to form the main body of their preview. 0-0 United.