Something is rotten in the state of Denmark. Ticket prices, to be more accurate. Mid-Teejay Island have adopted the controversial Anfield pricing structure to finagle as much money out of fans as is humanly possible, except the Danish team have gone the intelligent route and are actually fleecing the opposition’s supporters. Rumours of £25 Ginsters pasties and £90 pints of Carlsberg abound on social mediocrity. I, for one, welcome this milking of the United teat. If fans can afford the £25,000 or whatever it is round trip to Denmark for one game of football, then those same fans can afford the £900 tour round the museum/pint in a local pub/sing one song experience laid on by Steffan Howsson. Exit, pursued by a bear.
Opposition Summary: FC Midtjylland (Danish: mid̥ɕɛlɑn, “Central Jutland”) is a professional Danish football team from Herning and I last in the Western part of Jutland. The team was a result of a merger between Ikast FS (which also includes tennis, badminton and handball clubs) and Herning Fremad. FC Midtjylland plays in the Danish Superliga, and won the national league for the first time in 2015. After tomorrow, they will be the richest club side in Europe.
Prediction: Rooney has been left at home so he doesn’t raise his value too much by actually scoring goals (we WANT someone to buy him, people). Martial will have to marshal the United attack alone. 6-0 United.
Fuck this competition.
Clearances for balanced flues (internal models)
A Below a gutter or sanitary pipework 600mm (75 with protection)
B Horizontally from a door 600mm
C Above ground or balcony level 300mm**
D Below eaves or balcony (without protection) 600mm
E From internal corner 300mm
F From a terminal facing a terminal 1200mm
**600mm for outdoor models
These go on until like O but I think we all get the point: my job is more important than yours.
Ryan Reynolds kills bad guys – so it’s ok – whilst talking continuously. That aside, pretty good (I liked it when he killed people and made quips)
Prediction: I really don’t care and will only be watching for poor jokes on our much celebrated thing where we do the jokes as they happen whilst the football is also happening and causing said jokes. 3-0?
I should really stop whatsapp’n Benno and Tom with all my various misdeeds, it makes it very hard not to put them here. And why is your photo you and benno cuddling? why am I not included in anything? This is Paul lol.
Prediction: 0-0 United.