Swansea vs. United

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Ben (@Benglorious)

Jose has a lot to do to change United’s fortunes after suffering his eighty-ninth consecutive defeat earlier in the week. Another forty defeats or so and he may have to seriously start worrying about his job, particularly as David Moyes has won more games than him and is also available without a notice period as he is the literal worst at contact negotiations (see: Rooney, Wayne).

Prediction: Pogba to score one goal for every pound we paid for him. Rooney to eat one pound for every minute he’s been alive. Winner takes all. 0-0 United.

 

mcg (@tom_mcghee)

Thank fuck Giggsy didn’t get the Swansea job (although it does mean we’ll miss out on hours of ‘will he celebrate if he wins’….swings and a roundabouts innit) Lose today and we’ll equal our worst ever start to a PL campaign unless there’s been a worse one. Should’ve given Moyes more time imho. Swansea is in Wales. I am doing short sentences this week.

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Not as bad as everyone said but still pretty bad. That aside, pretty good.

Prediction: will to live, fading. Another goal-fest for United, 0-0 Nasri for Rooney. Please.

brett (@ttackattackattack)

Gee whizz that Tom and Benno are carrying this site. I must remember to thank them.

Prediction: 0-0 United, some poor excuse about a promotion keeping me from doing anything ever. Very much looking forward to this blockbuster sequel. Hope they make Tchaikovsky proud.

One Response to “Swansea vs. United”

  1. I hate Mourinho, and myself

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