Tottenham Hotspur vs. United

(@Benglorious)

Is the season over yet? Is the season over yet? Is the season over yet? Is the season over yet? Is the season over yet? Is the season over yet? Is the season over yet? Is the season over yet? Is the season over yet? Is the season over yet? Is the season over yet? Is the season over yet? Is the season over yet? Is the season over yet?

Prediction: The season to be over, yet there still to be more games to suffer through. Spurs to do another classic bottle-job but it doesn’t count as a bottle-job for some reason because Spurs. Goals for European Player Of The Year*, Fellaini, and World Player Of The Year**, Rooney. 0-0 United.

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*U-19’s French cricket
*U-85’s Kerplunk

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2017-02-10 23.14.32 (@tom_mcghee)

Independence Day Resurgence (2016)

How the actual fuck did this get a Hollywood release? That aside, pretty good.

Prediction: Goals from Beckham and Cole to snatch the title from Arsenal’s grasp. 2-1 United.

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(@bifurcated_utd)

With the title still wide open, and in our own hands, I expect a full strength team from Mourinho.

Rooney’s 252 goals this season have been key to our EPL push and our captain will no doubt to add to that tally. Elsewhere, I can see Luke Shaw celebrating his PFA and Football Writer’s awards with a performance fitting of his season’s form and to see Paul Pogba and Mkhitaryan bossing the midfield. In defence: Phil Jones and Chris Smalling fresh from carrying England to World Cup glory will have no trouble dealing with Tottenham’s limited attacking options.

Tottenham on the other hand have resorted to type: so much potential and yet still found wanting and relying on the Europa League to provide them with a trophy.

Prediction: They’re coming to take me away haha. They’re coming to take me away my away haha. 0-0 United.

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