UCL United vs. Young Boys
(@Benglorious)
Long days and pleasant nights, pardner. Mosey on over here, take a load off and wash some of the trail out ya throat. No need to be afeared, buddy, I won’t bite ya. You like stories? An old timer like me, I got lots o’stories. Lemme tell you about this gang I knew back in the day. Great bunch of lads, real close like. Absolutely unstoppable. Swept other gangs aside from any county you can think of. Even conquered them fancy boys from over the border a couple a times. Literally untouchable. Like all the best stories though, this one has a sad ending. The boss of this gang, he done had a good run, decided to call it a day and took his leave of those special boys. He done figured that his legacy would be in safe hands, never the mind who stepped into his boots. Boy, was he mistook. Three men tried on those boots, and three men couldn’t fill ‘em. Sure, there were good times, but for the most part, every day since has been a complete shitshow. Absolute cow dung. Cuntsville, population: those guys. In fact, just shoot me, pardner. In the face.
Prediction: Plenty of minty big game, zero big game attitude. BOYZ 2 MEN 0.
M
(@tom_mcghee)
I cannot do words as I am living a fantasy life in Super Cowboy Bros 2 they don’t have football there it is a happier place also you can shoot people who argue with you.
Prediction: Happy. Shooting people who argue with me.
M
(@bifurcated_utd)
Thought I’d paid the technical team at Krystal hosting enough cash money to keep this piece of shit website off the internet for good tbh … Yay! So, great to be back.
The top 4 finish Mourinho was talking about was in the Champions League Group Stage.
Prediction: All the players to take Mourinho up on his offer to stay at home and watch the match on the television (apart from Alexis Sanchez who has lost the remote control in his dog’s anus). This works out, as United with no players actually perform better and grind out a 1-0 win.
