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 Benno (@Benglorious)

LADS LADS LADS IT’S CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

qualifiers

I went to Brugge once.  I didn’t.  I saw In Bruges (2008) once.  Are they the same place?  I guess we’ll never know.  All we do know is that Brugge is an anagram of ‘bugger’ and In Bruges is an anagram of ‘Colin Farrell is a nob’.

Opposition Summary:  Club Brugge Koninklijke Voetbalvereniging, also referred to as just Club Brugge, is a football club based in Bruges in Belgium. It was founded in 1891 and its home ground is the Jan Breydel Stadium, which has a capacity of 29,472.Wikipedia

1. Arena/Stadium: Jan Breydel Stadium
2. Location: Bruges
3. League: Belgian Pro League
4. Manager: Michel Preud’homme
5. Founded: November 13, 1891, Bruges, Belgium
6. Chairman: Bart Verhaeghe

Prediction:  Double pivots aplenty as Vangle looks to ensure United’s progression in the Champions League.  Expect lots of Falcao references and look out for the Di Maria Easter Eggs!!  0-0 United.

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  Tom (@tom_mcghee)

I went to Bruges once. And I’ve seen In Bruges twice (once by choice, once when it was just on and even though you’ve got the DVD you just watch it anyway because the alternative is like Rogue Traders and the bloke who presents it makes you want to kill). To be honest, if you’ve seen the film you don’t really need to bother.

I would’ve guessed at 1892 anyway.

Prediction: Rooney actually eats Shaw as his body mass threatens to usurp his position as Captain Pies. This counts as 3 goals or doesn’t. 4-0 United.

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  Brett (@GarethgatingSue)

Who is this? Nasri for Rooney Disappointed with no Di Maria (again!) Falcao is like that tin of etc Other tired jokes we do a lot (three, I think)

Brett definitely wrote this.

Prediction: Manned space travel to Jupiter by 2022. 2-0 United, Di Maria brace.

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