United vs. City
(@Benglorious)
United are coming off the back of one of their more humiliating league defeats, but the mood amongst the one fan I looked at in the mirror this morning couldn’t be more positive as this is the cup and all hit points are reset to zero. Wouldn’t that mean we were dead? I really should learn the rules of football.
Prediction: Rojo is starting. 5-0 United City.
(@tom_mcghee)
I had a look earlier and no-one had done anything and then I remembered I hate football at the moment and also you fucks so I went for a cry-wank under the stairs.
Gone Girl (2014)
Where’d she go? That aside, pretty good.
Prediction: Goals for the team from Manchester. I really fucking don’t care which one. 15-15 City.
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(@ttackattackattack)
You’re gonna have to do mine cos internet in my house is fucked. And last time I tried to word on my shitty little cunting samsung phone, I almost killed anyone in a 20-mile radius.
Prediction: 0-0 United.
