David Moyes sure does it bad.
James Cameron recreates Avatar (2009) shot-for-shot but before that and with good suspense and much better aliens. Hang on, is that why it’s called Aliens? I guess we’ll never know. Game over, man. That aside, pretty good.
Prediction: One of three outcomes: win, lose or double lose i.e. play Fellaini as a serious footballer and not a fucking clownshoe. 0-0 United.
When I last watched football I was a balding, lonely, 38 year old man, with just two clowns for not-in-real-life-just-on-the-internet friends … and look at me now!!
I’d like to reiterate how nice it would be if someone were to take Tom to the football today. Someone a bit murdery, or with murderous tendencies preferable.
Call me an old fashioner, but I like it when we have all the players i.e when we don’t have to pick a team that loses to Everton cos Ibrahimovic and Mourinho.
Prediction: We pick a team that loses to Everton cos Ibrahimovic and Mourinho. 0-0 United.