United vs. Everton


(@Benglorious)

I’m sure we played yesterday, if you can call it playing lol. Yeah, Brett, I stole your joke – that’s how bad things are.
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Prediction: Goals for Lukaku and Big Dunc. 0-0 United.

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2017-02-10 23.14.32 (@tom_mcghee)

David Moyes sure does it bad.

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Aliens (1986)

James Cameron recreates Avatar (2009) shot-for-shot but before that and with good suspense and much better aliens. Hang on, is that why it’s called Aliens? I guess we’ll never know. Game over, man. That aside, pretty good.

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Prediction: One of three outcomes: win, lose or double lose i.e. play Fellaini as a serious footballer and not a fucking clownshoe. 0-0 United.

(@bifurcated_utd)

When I last watched football I was a balding, lonely, 38 year old man, with just two clowns for not-in-real-life-just-on-the-internet friends … and look at me now!!

I’d like to reiterate how nice it would be if someone were to take Tom to the football today. Someone a bit murdery, or with murderous tendencies preferable.

Call me an old fashioner, but I like it when we have all the players i.e when we don’t have to pick a team that loses to Everton cos Ibrahimovic and Mourinho.

Prediction: We pick a team that loses to Everton cos Ibrahimovic and Mourinho. 0-0 United.

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