I’m taking instagam pictures of my bathroom taps and fixing a water pipe on to my dog’s face.
Prediction: Irreverent reference to lots of goals with a 0-0 United punchline.
I’m bench pressing wacky baccy at The Plumbing Centre.
Film Review (10BC)
10 out of 10. That aside, pretty good.
Prediction: Names of people who don’t even play football, doing things unrelated to football with a 44-76 United punchline.
A lot has been said of Mourihno’s tactics since the defeat to The Spurs, probably. I have formed my own opinion from watching the match highlights in the free Metro on the bus to work the day after the day before; if we score more goals than we concede then I foresee better results.
I drew a heat map to illustrate this but the bus driver didn’t appreciate my hot urine on his face, and I didn’t get the opportunity to take a picture on my phone.
Prediction: Jason Orange > Orange Orange > Alexis Sanchez. 0-0 United.