It’s been a while but we’re back, baby. It may be half-hearted and lacklustre but that’s branding for you. It’s all about those clicks and numbers, bro. I could tell you what we’ve been doing during our recent hiatus, but then Paul would know how he lost his blue tick.
Love him or hate him, Mourinho’s back and you’ve gotta give him respect for something that someone else could explain better than me.
Prediction: Brett’s right. For once. I didn’t write that and everyone knows it. I did write that bit and the next bit, though. 0-0 United.
Prediction: Benno’s right. For once.
Prediction: Any websites that make this about Jose are idiots tbh.