United vs Leicester

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INT-AM CH WS90,ES90 Benno von der Schwarzen Heide Benno (@Benglorious)

I haven’t been these excited to read the next installment of something since Andy McNab mentioned Charlie Three-One down, which incidentally is going to be United at halftime. Lol, as if we can score one goal. Anyway, I’ve remembered my point this time: Installments (I figured it out by reading over the stuff that I had written already. Really wish someone had told me how to do that before, then I wouldn’t be in so much trouble with the U.N.). Tom’s installments of his teeth-grindingly, fist-bitingly, hair-pulling-outily good previews. You’d almost believe he had some sort of degree in English or something. Let’s find out what happens next…

 

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Opposition summary: Leicester are a bad side that are doing good. Not in their community or on an international humanitarian scale, good footballs. Vardy, their top goalman, is on course today to set a new record of something or other so you know he’s mustard. English, obvs – none of that liquid plastic American shite.

Prediction Tom to bottle it by claiming via Whatsapp that he’s got a girl at his house so would prefer to waste his Saturday with her rather than keep climbing towards that prize for books thing that Dom loves so much he kisses it every night before bed. 0-0 United.

 

Fesh Tom (@tom_mcghee)

Benno was right.

 

 

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 Brett(@entionstarved)

Lol @ us.

Prediction: Idgi. 

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