Middlesborough vs. United

(@Benglorious)

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When a team lose their manager – as Middlesborough have done during this past week – it’s perceived that the players, fuelled by a feeling of emancipation (whether the players had lost faith, or not) become ‘stronger together’. However, if we delve into the statistics based on performance levels pre and post managers what we actually find is that their is very little basis for this as ‘the rule’.
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Karanka, the former Real Madrid assistant manager took over at the Riverside in November 2013 to become Middlesbrough’s first ever non-British boss, and this ‘culture shock’ proved pivotal to their success narrative as within 3 years they found themselves back in the Premier League, where their fans feel they belonged. It’s interesting though that once back in English football’s top tier they found themselves somewhat struggling to ‘mix it with the big bo… Oh Tom has started editing now so my big idea to do a preview a joke where I make Benno and Tom look like a football nerds has been ruined.
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Prediction: Brett’s big idea to do a preview a joke where he makes me and Tom look like a football nerds to be ruined by Tom doing his own a jokes. 0-0 United.

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2017-02-10 23.14.32 (@tom_mcghee)

Middlesborough were founded by Juninho in 1992. I  think someone – I wanna say Bryan Robson – once wore the shorts and socks with a shirt/tie/blazer combo and it was glorious.

Regards to United, I am personally disgusted at how we’ve given up 6th. Not only that, a win today would take us 5th; that’s two league positions in as many days. After 4 months of 6th. What was the ruddy point.

Iron Fist (2017)

Definitely not a man to try and fight as he is a kung fu master and he can turn one of his fists into Iron. Kinda dumb since Iron Man has really run with the idea but at the same time awesome kung fu so fuck off haters. That aside, pretty good

Prediction:  62-0 United. So many goals in that team.

(@bifurcated_utd)

Ooooh look at us. We can write words. Pathetic. This a joke doesn’t work now. Thanks Tom.

Prediction: Tom to ruin everything, ever. Not just in relation to this preview. 0-0 United.

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