So, not for the first time this season, David Moyes is having to compete with a Real ‘dad for tomorrow’s headlines. I don’t geddit. No, seriously, that doesn’t work.
As much as I love Januzaj (and I do), I hope he’s rested in preperation for the Stoke game at the weekend. Danny’s got this. It will mean scrapping Plan A(dnan), but maybe Moyes could try something else. Just an idea. I dunno. Having said that we’re crying out for some consistency in the team line-up; squad rotation is all good fun until someone loses and eye (for eye read: lots of games of football you should win). Moyes has been tinkering more than Tinks Tinkerton from Tinkertown. See also Fergie.
Let’s douche this!
Prediction: 2-0. Danny with his customary two. Other goals from Jonny Evans, with an overhead kick, and Fellaini, lol. Phil Neville to remove his Phil Neville mask – in the wake of Chris Woods removing his Chris Woods’ mask, last week, to reveal he was Chris Woods all along – to reveal he was Phil Neville all along.
p.s I very much advise getting your optical gear round this by @DanielHarris