There were two things Benno loathed more than anything in the world: Talented colleagues and talking about Benno in the third person in a pastiche of Tom’s homage to a parody of that thing he writes occasionally. Wait, that’s three things. Four if you include me. Oh. This isn’t the five things we done learned bit. I’ve forgotten my point.
Prediction: Southampton are a good side in much the same way that Liverpool are a good side in much the same way that Watford are a good side in much the same way that why won’t this pain in my head ever stop? 0-0 United.
Afraid I will be unable to words as I am working on my debut novel about Gorillas who have guns and fight for a special black ops unit. When it drops I’m gonna be a millionaire. Suck it suckers.
Prediction: The gorillas to realise that the real war is inside them or something. 1-0 United but it will feel like a 0-0 United.
Feeling so colleague zoned right now. What about the time we arranged to meet? Spose you’ll be selfishly focussing on the fact I didn’t turn up to suit your narrative?
What happened to us? The trianglol. The three loligos. The three musklolteers. The three tenlols. The three stloolges. The Glold, The Balold and The Uglol. Niclole, Ericlol and Jaclolyn Damn!
Prediction: Selfish focussing on fact I didn’t turn up for suiting of narrative. 0-0 United to be feeling a little vunners, after Vangle refers to them as ‘colleagues’ during his pre-match colleague talk.