It’s Christmas time, there’s no need to be afraid: Lads, it’s Tottenham.
Prediction: High hopes from the fans to be dashed expertly. 0-0 United.
Where did Sharky and George get their judicial authority? I mean, they were set-up as private detectives yet acted more like an aquatic Batman and Robin (i.e. fascist) Who watches the Watchmen? Which brings me onto my ninth point: Spurs.
Tottenham Hotspurs (preposterous name imho) are *sigh* another team from that nefarious London. They wear white and have won very little for ages. Honours of note include: 2005 Peace Cup, 2011 Vodacom Challenge and the 2009 Barclay Asia Trophy
The Karate Kid (1984)
With the help of wise and learned Mr Miyagi, Joe DiMaggio learns the discipline of household chores and how you can use them to fight bullies. Paint the fence indeed. That aside, pretty good
Prediction: Whenever these two teams meet there’s always the chance of a win, lose or draw and today will almost definitely be no exception. I hope Fellaini plays. Rooney brace after he discovers Billy’s Boots* hidden in an old locker, 2-0 United
*A much loved character in now defunct Roy of the Rovers Magazine. May God have mercy on Hotshot Hamish’s Jacobean soul.
Brett asked a couple of his friends [footage not found] to write his this week.
Prediction: Tom or Benno to write Brett’s preview in the manner which makes Brett look like a dick. This is Paul. 0-0 United.