United vs Watford

So Rooney RN
(@Benglorious)

Coming off the back of our complete demolition of the completely unpredictable champions, Leicester, United have every right to be completely confident about beating Watford today. I mean, it’s not like they’ve ever beaten us, this season, at Vicarage Road, possibly on the 18th of September 2016. It was a Sunday. Three goals to one. No way.

Prediction: Jo-Mo to select the team he wants and damn the haters. It’s not like it’s his full-time job or anything. Pogba to do what Pogba does. Mata to probably miss from half a centimetre but Mkhitaryan to save the day again. Unless he doesn’t. 0-0 United.

 

2017-02-10 23.14.32 (@tom_mcghee)

Brett has cost you my Magnum Opus. Humanity will judge him. That is not my face.

Top 5 Elton John Records:

1. Goodbye Yellow Brick Road

2. Rocket Man

3. That one about Princess Diana

4. That one about Marilyn Monroe

5. When he hugged Axl Rose at the Freddie Mercury concert

 

The OA (2017)

Absolute garbage, I feel sorry for all involved. That aside, pretty good.

Prediction: everyone bangs on about being 6th but we’ve been 6th as long as Chelsea have been top and no-one’s taking the piss out of them. Do not check these statistics. 1-0 United, coma-inducing.

(@bifurcated_utd)

I’m not writing anything (this doesn’t count), cos I’m at work, I’m just keeping the “Edit Post” function open so that McGhee can’t log in lol.

Prediction: Goals. Goals. Goals. And more goals. 0-0 United.

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