Football’s out for summer
Football’s out for ever
That last one’s probably not 100% accurate but you have to hand some artistic licence to Mr Cooper, whether you’re hanging with him or not. You also have to give the man some serious credit: he literally has a song for every occasion – when school’s out, when you need to get elected, when there’s poison, when you’ve got a hungry Frankenstein… The list goes on. FOR. EVER. lol just a little callback humour for you there.
Prediction: Football to not be out for summer, nor will it be out forever. United to finally put together their best performance of the season, just in time to secure second place. 0-0 United.
Oh ffs why won’t this season die?
Prediction: 0-0 United.
Are you taking the piss now? Another fucking game? Fuck your words. Fuck your EPL. Fuck you all.
Lol @ Michael Carrick not playing … unless it’s raining.
Prediction: Most thrilling game the EPL has ever witnessed with end to end action and goals. 0-0 United