United vs. Wolves

 

(@Benglorious)

2017-02-10 23.14.32 (@tom_mcghee)

Can’t do words today pals please make up some.

Although I don’t think Wolves should be allowed to be football unfair on both sides imho

Be football? I’d’ve said ‘play football’ makes more sense that way imho you bald cunt

Though kicking wolves around for 90 minutes would be unfair too

Don’t think it’d play out like that tbh they hunt in packs unless they’re lone wolf aka Texas Ranger

I’m also unavailable to kick wolfs

Top 3 wolves:

1. Air

2. Peter and the

3. Big bad

worst = gladiator

4. Man

5. Teen

 

Prediction: WhatsApp convos for previews don’t work.

m

(@bifurcated_utd)

Re above: wtf. Good job there is a serious journalist in the office today…

No doubt Jose Mourinho has spent most of the week analysing his alphabetised cassette tape collection as we work our way through the Duran Duran back catalogue. Though if he had started at ‘D’, he could have spent a little less time imho. Like they say, “If music is the food of life then let Alexis Sanchez play for the U23s”.

A couple of goals from Lukaku today will put us back where we bolingoli.

Prediction: This great Duran Duran a joke to end before it started. idgi. 0-0 United. 

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