Bournemouth 2 – 1 United

All this learning is tiring. If we have to learn so much, how come Vangle gets away with it. Must have some candids of the chief of learningdom’s wife.

As for the match: that’s now 8 goals in two games like the swashbucklingnessisms you all deserved. And David Savids is catching (lol @ catching) the Roonies.

We look more and more like a football team every day. Sorry, I meant a boring kids float at a shit village fete.

5 things us learned. ARE YOU LISTENING VANGLE?

Wan) Bournemouth are genuine title contenders.

Too) Fellaini is a knee walking genius.

Free) People drinking in reindeer onesies are hard to take seriously when they say Giggsy is a bad manager.

Phwoar) I was santa today at a kids party. Not sure if there’s any jokes you can come back with tbh.

Fife) Put that in the list.

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