Chelsea 1 – 1 United

After promising to do a win, with some promising doings, Vangle’s boychilds allowed a sexy baddy with a pair of dirty knickers on his face grab a late equalizerer.

Even though we’re writing this after the Sunderland game, and the 1 Euro League, we’re looking forward to taking this promisingness into the next two games and doing more wins in the Sunderland game and the 1 Euro League game. Guess we’ll have to wait and see, unless we never get to find out.

Here’s 5 things we learned about the history of the match that we’re talking about:

@) I tried to copy the one from the Daily Mirror but my eyes were bleeding too much.

Aubergine emoji) Memphis is bad. That aside, pretty good.

&) Passing the ball in injury time is a good idea if the ball goes to a teammate.

=) Blaming a player for passing the ball in injury time to not a teammate is a good idea if other players had no way of stopping the goal.

() Memphis is a good idea if he doesn’t play.

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