CL: Benfica 0 – 1 United

What a game.

Here’s 5 things we learned that we have never learned previously, but don’t check any of the previous reviews as that might compromise our special relationship:

1. Rashford is the only acceptable proof of God’s existence.

2. That keeper is the only person in the world who is worse at his job than Brett.

3. Legit fell into a coma.

4. I got better.

5. I actually spent the entire first half trying to get the game on an old laptop. It was the best half.

6. Think UEFA insist on the game being on a football pitch tbh.

7. Please ignore No.2.

 

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