Am I the only one who thinks Rooney’s goal was the strike of a man who still hasn’t learned how to care for us again yet? “Like a training ground goal” said the fella on the telly … no.
I asked this question on Twitter … and turns out I am.
I miss Danny.
p.s still have nothing new to say about United, so am taking the 5th. Probably just for chips or something. There’s a chippy down the bottom of our road where you can get a decent portion for three quid. If anyone needs the 5th back for their birthday, or an important meeting maybe, or perhaps to add it to four other parts to make a whole, then that’s where I’ll be.