Mourinho and the United Red Boys of Old Dreams Trafford turned the clock back to the good old days. Of this season. Shit for most of the game. Not shit when we do something not shit.
Here’s 5 things we learned:
1. I actually got a tiny bit excited about a game for the first time since the war.
2. On drugs.
3. Not my favourite war. Falklands if you’re asking. They say it was a conflict but it was a war.
4. What is it good for?
5. Say it again.
6. What is it good etc.