(@Benglorious)
If we all cast our collective minds back, we’ll remember that a previous injury crisis gave a first team debut to a certain young Marcus Rashford, who has since gone on to cement his place as one of the most exciting attacking talents in Europe. Unfortunately, he’s injured so we’re fucked.
Prediction: Me to waste a good prediction by writing Tom’s before my own. 0-0 United.
M
(@tom_mcghee)
Will not be doing words to show solidarity with our injured players who will also not contribute anything to tonight’s game.
Prediction: Six more players to get injured in the first eight seconds. Oh, what’s that? It’s only Fellaini, parachuting in, Roy of the Rovers-style, to try and save our season. We forfeit the match. 3-0 Palace.
MM
(@bifurcated_utd)
Ole, having proved he can get results against everyone apart from one of the three best teams in Europe right now, is I’m sure abso shitting himself going in to yet another big test of his credentials against Crystal Palace, who are so inconsistently bad, that they can’t even lose to or beat themselves.
Prediction: Crystal Palace to lose to and beat themselves. 0 – 0 United.
